Saturday, February 16, 2013

Company Making Millions Adding 'Don't' to Archaic 'Question Authority' Gear



BERKELEY, CA—In the midst of one of the worst economic spells in the nation's history, a company with its sights set squarely on the future is raking in cash by adding a simple four-letter word to hundreds of thousands of pieces of memorabilia from America's past.

"You may be too young to remember," Gordon Sayles, 68, said as he used a tiny camelhair brush to put the finishing touches on a 40-year-old, faded and threadbare tie-dyed t-shirt. "But decades ago, people were different. When they heard something coming out of the newspapers or the TV or the White House that they didn't like, they'd get out in the streets and let everyone know it. But times were different then."

Mr. Sayles blew on the t-shirt to hasten its drying, then held it up for all to see.

"Looks like it could be hanging in the window of a head shop in Haight-Ashbury!" Sayles said, chuckling. "Summer of Love!"

Above the original message of "Question Authority," Sayles has added the word "Don't" in such a way that it could only be assumed to be part of the original product.

"And it ain't just shirts," Sayles confided. "It's jackets, posters, bumper stickers, pins, VW buses and Beetles. Just about anything with that hippie crap on it. It's like people just want to forget it ever happened!"

Mr. Sayles made over $10 million last year, exclusively on the west coast. But he's not hiding his plans for expansion.

"We're expecting to corner the Northeast market in the spring, and by summertime, we hope to set up shop in the Valhalla of hypocrisy," Sayles said.

"Washington D.C."