WASHINGTON,
D.C.—After a grueling day of
questioning in front of two congressional committees, Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton announced that she, husband Bill, and daughter Chelsea were
more than ready for a vacation.
Their destination?
Benghazi,
Libya.
"Benghazi
has been given a real bad rap by the press recently," Secretary Clinton
explained, "so I thought it would be a great idea to show the world just
how wonderful and safe the city really is."
"Although I've never been there in person," she
continued, "I have seen grainy black-and-white aerial footage of Benghazi, and it just
seems like the most charming little seaside town. It's basically San Diego, but in Africa.
What difference does it make, right?"
Muslim Brotherhood Director of Tourism, Mohammed
al-Killyall, promised nothing but the finest of accommodations for the Clintons during their
stay.
"They will live in luxury," al-Killyall said.
"We will give the honorable Clinton
family the same hospitality that we reserve for our foreign diplomats and even
our region's own Coptic Christians."
When asked if President Obama would be willing to vacation
in Chicago to prove that his hometown is just as safe as Benghazi, White House
Press Secretary Jay Carney replied, "Hell no."
