Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Ashley Judd Begins Roller Derby Career



LEXINGTON, KY—Actress and activist Ashley Judd thought long and hard about what her next step would be after announcing her decision not to run against Kentucky senator Mitch McConnell in the 2014 election. Though she stated publicly that she wanted to spend more time with her family, the original love of her life—professional roller derby—quickly wooed her to the rink.

"I have to admit, I didn't put up much of a fight," Judd said around a mouthful of fried chicken as she watched her Rollergirls of Central Kentucky teammates practice at Sanders Arena in downtown Lexington. "Putting on a few extra pounds was the hardest part. But it's essential to my role as a blocker."

Smashley Thudd, the moniker her fellow Rollergirls bestowed upon Judd following her transformation from slim leading-lady to bruising 220-pound blocker, says her family supports her decision unequivocally.

"They were surprised, of course," Ms. Thudd said, wiping cherry pie filling from her greasy mouth. "But it's not like Hollywood's knocking down my door these days. Hell, I'm 45. Not young enough for the Young-Mother-In-Peril roles anymore, not old enough for the Elder-Stateswoman roles. But I've harbored this unrequited love for roller derby ever since I watched it as a little girl back in the Seventies. So I figured, 'What the hell.' Better do it while I'm still physically capable."

As Thudd donned her elbow pads, knee pads, and finally, her helmet, a warm smile set her face aglow.

"You know what?" she said as she joined her teammates on the rink. "I truly feel like this is the role I was born to play. Well, until Lifetime calls and offers me the lead in their Rosie O'Donnell docudrama."