Phoenix, AZ—According
to sources, a man who appears to be gainfully employed and of at least average
intelligence is doing that weird arm wave thing out the passenger-side window
of a Clark's Landscaping truck.
"I've seen that from little kids," said stunned
local resident Rose Demeter. "A little boy or girl may stick their hand
out the window of a moving automobile and just enjoy the feel of the wind on
the palm of their tiny hand. But a grown-ass man? That's just [expletive]
unacceptable.
"I mean, at that point, the kid's father tells them to
put their [expletive] hand back in the [expletive] car before another vehicle
comes along and rips their [expletive] arm out of its [expletive] socket. What
the hell is that guy's problem?"
"Hey," added neighbor Bill Guerrero. "I seen
dogs do that thing where they stick their head out the window. Looks like
they're having the time of their life, right? I seen that thing where the
teenage girl in the passenger seat sticks her foot out the window with her
sandal hanging off the end of her toes. I still don't know how she keeps the
sandal from flying off onto the interstate. Whatever.
"What I don't get," Guerrero said, "is a
grown-ass man doing that [expletive] annoying arm wave thing out a car. No. Not
even a car. His freaking work truck. This isn't the '80s and you're not break dancing or popping and locking. Grow the hell up, bro."
